Eustace Clarence Scrubb

Puer erat cui nomen Eustacus Clarentius Scrubb, et pæne juste.

 

There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.

 

—C. S. Lewis, De Navigatione “Perigrinantis Aurorae” (The Voyage of the “Dawn Treader”)